Friday 2:20 p.m.–3 p.m.

Graphing when your Facebook friends are awake

Alexander Hogue

Audience level:
Novice

Description

Look I’m not really sure why but I think I made a thing that makes graphs of when people are online on Facebook. It sounds kinda creepy and uh it is. We'll talk about the struggle of finding a good graphing library, so come along and roleplay as the NSA. ˙ ͜ʟ˙

Abstract

I'm going to talk about this blog post and generally do programming-related stand up comedy: https://defaultnamehere.tumblr.com/post/139351766005/graphing-when-your-facebook-friends-are-awake#139351766005

Topics covered include how all graphing libraries are rubbish, how to be a 360 noscope hacker, and advice on how to apply to work at the NSA.